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Cardi B, Our Spirit Animal

Sep 24
5 min read

CARDI B KEEPS GETTING KNOCKED DOWN — AND SOMEHOW COMES BACK LOUDER, RICHER AND WITH ANOTHER SOLD-OUT ARENA

There are celebrities we watch because they’re glamorous. There are celebrities we watch because they’re messy. And then there’s Cardi B, who somehow manages to be glamorous, messy, hilarious, vulnerable, successful and completely unapologetic all at the same time.

Around here, Cardi B is our spirit animal.

Not because her life has been perfect. Quite the opposite.

What makes Cardi fascinating is that almost every time her personal life appears to be falling apart in public, she eventually comes back with a baby on her hip, a microphone in her hand, a new record on the charts and an attitude that basically says, okay… and what are we doing next?

Cardi’s most famous relationship began with Offset in 2017. They secretly married that September, and over the next several years their relationship became almost as public as their music. They welcomed daughter Kulture in 2018 and son Wave in 2021, but their marriage went through repeated separations, reconciliations and very public disagreements. Cardi first filed for divorce in 2020 before the couple reconciled. Eventually, after more ups and downs, she filed again in 2024. Their third child together, daughter Blossom, arrived that September.

And that second separation seemed different.

Cardi publicly talked about wanting to get out of the cycle of breaking up, reconciling and ending up right back in the same arguments. She also made clear that despite the relationship ending, she wanted Offset present as a father to their children.

That’s one of the things about Cardi that people sometimes miss underneath all the jokes, profanity and viral moments.

She’ll cry.

She’ll get angry.

She’ll tell the whole internet she's angry.

She may tell the internet several additional things the internet absolutely did not ask her to tell us.

But eventually?

She gets back to work.

And work is exactly where Cardi went.

After the marriage unraveled, another chapter opened with NFL star Stefon Diggs. Dating rumors started in late 2024, the two publicly stepped out together in 2025, and by June they were Instagram official. That September, Cardi announced she was pregnant with their child and spoke publicly about feeling supported and confident in the relationship. Their son was born in November 2025.

But once again, happily-ever-after apparently misplaced Cardi’s address.

The relationship hit trouble in early 2026. Reporting at the time said Cardi and Diggs had separated, with Cardi focusing on her children, music and tour. The two later appeared together publicly and continued co-parenting, but recent September reporting has referred to Diggs as her former boyfriend.

Four children.

A complicated divorce that, as of September 2026, still had not been reported as finalized.

Another major relationship ending.

And what did Cardi do in the middle of all that?

SHE DROPPED A NUMBER-ONE ALBUM.

After a seven-year wait following her Grammy-winning debut Invasion of Privacy, Cardi finally released her sophomore album, Am I the Drama?, on September 19, 2025.

The answer, apparently, was yes.

And people bought the drama.

The album debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 with 200,000 album-equivalent units in its first week.

And Cardi didn’t pretend her personal life wasn't part of the music.

Songs on the project address heartbreak, betrayal, marriage and moving forward. Reviews specifically noted tracks dealing with the collapse of her marriage to Offset, including the more reflective “Man of Your Word.” 

That’s Cardi’s superpower.

She doesn't always hide the ugly part before showing you the victory.

Sometimes the ugly part becomes the material.

Then came the real test.

Could Cardi B — who had never mounted a full arena tour of this size — actually take that album on the road?

Well…

SHE SOLD 453,000 TICKETS.

Cardi launched the Little Miss Drama Tour in February 2026, taking on arenas across the United States and Canada.

At the halfway point alone, Pollstar reported that the tour had already sold 209,622 tickets across its first 17 shows and grossed more than $32 million. Two back-to-back Los Angeles dates at the Kia Forum drew more than 25,000 people, and Live Nation said Cardi became the first female rapper to sell out two shows at the Forum. 

By Pollstar’s 2026 midyear report, the completed Little Miss Drama Tour had grossed $72.1 million, making it one of the biggest tours in the world during that reporting period.

Later reporting put the tour at approximately 453,000 tickets sold across 35 dates in 32 cities, with more than $70 million generated.

So remember that part the next time somebody says Cardi was finished.

Because apparently “finished” now means:

No. 1 album.Hundreds of thousands of concert tickets.More than $70 million in touring gross.And plans to do it all over again.

AND CARDI ISN’T DONE TOURING

Just this month, Cardi revealed that she is already planning what she called a “humongous” tour for 2027.

And this time, she wants to go bigger.

Cardi said she and her business partner are assembling a new team and developing ideas for another headlining run. Most importantly for fans outside North America, she said Europe is part of the plan, which would expand beyond the U.S.-and-Canada focus of Little Miss Drama.

Don't start booking flights quite yet, though.

As of September 24, 2026, there are no announced 2027 Cardi B dates, venues or ticket-sale information yet. What we have right now is Cardi publicly confirming that the tour is being developed and that Europe is intended to be included.

And apparently the tour may not be the only thing coming.

Cardi also said she is already working on another album. She recently explained that after her birthday she plans to essentially disappear into recording mode, and she has said she doesn't intend to make fans wait another seven years between projects.

And THAT is why she earns our spirit-animal designation.

Cardi B's story isn't really about never getting hurt.

She clearly gets hurt.

It isn't about never choosing the wrong person.

She has openly admitted when relationships weren't working.

It isn't even about pretending everything is okay.

Anybody who follows Cardi knows that woman is absolutely going to tell us when everything is NOT okay.

Her story is about what happens afterward.

Marriage falling apart?

Keep raising the kids.

New relationship doesn't work out?

Keep moving.

Seven years of pressure about the second album?

Drop it at No. 1.

People wondering whether you can sell arenas?

Sell hundreds of thousands of tickets and gross more than $70 million.

Then, while everybody is still talking about what happened to you, quietly start planning the next album and an even bigger 2027 tour.

Cardi B may cry in the car.

She may rant on Spaces.

She may delete a post 11 minutes after posting it.

She may give us entirely too much information before breakfast.

But eventually, Cardi gets up.

And apparently when she gets up, she gets paid.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is why Cardi B is our spirit animal

 
 
 

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